Grammas metawurst Grammas metawurst Perhaps the most innovative, comfortable and creative packers ever seen on the market. Gramma said dysphoria BEGONE, and thus, the metawurst was born. Trans pride you can shove down your pants and wear! Paint job is beautiful. Thank you gramma.

Simple purchasing process, AMAZING product quality! So many packers I’ve had before have just been waaay too massive. As a small guy, it’s hard to know what will work and what won’t, but these look so good! I got the beanie weenie and kochwurst after looking through all the product specs and images side by side, which were really helpful to have all in one place to compare. Checkout and shipping was quick and simple. The product quality is fantastic. Both packers are very soft and squishy. The F3 kochwurst feels very realistic, and both packers look natural when I’m wearing them. Little details like asymmetry in the balls really make these fantastic to wear. I’m looking forward to using these day-to-day; gramma even included a surprise patch/repair kit with my order! Very satisfied with this shop!

Happy Again! Another successful purchase! This is my 4th, or maybe 5th Gramma's Sausages purchase. I am once again thrilled with my purchase. I was a little sad to see that the new website no longer has an account option, and therefore any past purchases or discounts are lost to time - but I understand that with a growing business and the strides Andrew has made in this niche market, changes must come and go :) Looking forward to seeing what you do next! - A Reddit Transmascdicks Mod and owner of Transcending Myself Blog

10/10 dick in a box I waited to review for a bit to make sure I had an informed opinion about my new packer, but I can say it's excellent. The material has a unique texture but very soft and skin like without having to worry about talc powder/corn starch. Easy to clean, though you do need to be gentle if you're drying your packer off with a cloth as I guess I managed to pull a bit too hard on the shaft and it caused a couple of very hairline rips. I do wish I had known a bit better before that, but I hope this information can help others in the future. Other than that the outer texture is very squishy and does have a very skin-like texture. Paint job is very lovely, I went with realism and I give it a 10/10. (So much so that I realized very embarrassingly I should keep my door shut if I ever leave it on my desk haha). I personally have sensitive skin which is why I opted to save up and get a silicone packer, and this doesn't irritate any of my skin. It doesn't pull or catch with the skin tab and have had no chafing. For me personally as this is my first silicone packer & professionally produced packer, I think it also looks more natural in the pants. It doesn't take a lot of fiddling or adjusting or fixing to look natural without looking like you've got a half boner all day lmao.

The best sausages!!!!! I have been unsuccessfully buying prostheses for 10 years that turn out to be a failure in all aspects. I just bought a Kolby F3 with testicles with my grandmother and for the first time I found what I was looking for, ideal weight, natural bulge, realism in sight and touch. Grandma Andrew's work is amazing. I want to mention that Dick's assistance and patience helped me a lot to decide on the best prosthesis for my needs and I am truly grateful for his attention and dedication in immediately responding to my emails. Don't hesitate. buy guys!!!!! I assure you that you will not regret it!!!!!!