Not a joke to everyone Very poor service and emails go unanswered. They were willing to send multiple shipments to a person at their work - even though it is against their policy. they are encouraging harassment and are not concerned who they send their products too. If a sender breaks Dick's by Mail's rules, that sender's information should be made available - bullying and mean people suck. please don't encourage them to continue.

So like an idiot So like an idiot, I placed an order but forgot to double check the address of the recipient (the intended was someone I've sent a satchel of Richards to before), and inadvertently addressed a box of chocolate starfish to myself. Fortunately though, I caught my mistake right away and asked if the order could be sent to my special friend. In a welcome turn of events, not only did my friend get to eat ass, so did I (I also got a box of brown eyes too). Well-played, Dick Richards, well-played.

Quick response when an item went missing I've ordered throughout the years and the recipients always got a big laugh. In the latest (January 2022) order one of the items was missing. Without hesitation DbM sent another calendar which arrived a few days later. Thank you so much for taking care of us and our silly sense of humor!

I ordered a gag gift of eat sh** on… I ordered a gag gift of eat sh** on December 18,2021. I didn't expect Christmas delivery but i did expect some type of email giving a expected date . Order # 363093. apparently this is the only way to get in touch with this company. I hope to get a response * edit. I was contacted with delivery information within days. Issue with my email.

Some of the most delicious cock my… Some of the most delicious cock my friend (a first responder and Covid survivor) has ever had. Her only regret was that it didn’t come preloaded with creme fraiche, as many of her dates have in the past. But the thrill at the unsheathing was no less penetrative. Customer service was as helpful and eager to please as a high end massage parlor maîtré d’. I would wait five or ten minutes and do it all over again, if I had the strength.